Here’s one sure way to attract a certain kind of customer: Topless car wash. For a few bucks more, you get a lap dance, too.
The Bubbles ‘n’ Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for A$55 ($45) and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for A$100. “If it was approved for a car wash then I can’t imagine how we can stop them,” Lord Mayor Campbell Newman told a council meeting with worried local lawmakers.
Professional car washes are booming in drought-stricken Australian cities because residents are banned from washing their own cars due to tough water restrictions. Bubbles ‘n’ Babes uses recycled water to squeak by the regs.
And the best we seem to be able to do here in the US is getting our windshields smeared by a derelict at a stop light — whether you want him to or not.